P-Man: Symposium of Idiocy

Anyhow, just to keep the momentum going, I wanna today collate a few quotes about the P-man. Painstakingly collected, some gradually eased into the mood, some couldn't wait to put it down on pen and paper for me. Yes, its true. I had a paper in my left breast pocket just to collect quotes. Now aint this good effort. The things I do for you.

Sherwin: "Infinity cannot be understood by the finite mind" [philosophical, but dig deep and uncover the truth]

ML: "He is an MF with a FF" [MF - motherfucker, FF - fuck face]

Weiyong: "I fucking hate the way he mumbles when he talks" [Referring to urm urm urm yes sir, no sir, 3 black fools sir, one for my master, one for my dame and one for my brain that lives down the lane]

Boss: "I'm gonna fuck him."

Old Boss: "With people like him, how to fight war?!?!"

Rajes: "Only 1 word can describe him. Incorrigible"

CC: "One more time he comes and uses our printer, I'm gonna complain to my boss"

Edison: "I have zero respect for that bastard. Lucky not outside ah, I sure whack him"

Canteen Uncle: "Ya, that guy ah, KNN where got people go for breakfast at 11 then continue on to lunch then go for tea break at 4 and continue on till end of work day?"

Canteen Auntie: "Actually, he still owes me money for that Tau Sar Pau he took that time"

Enough? Now me.

ME: "What a nice quaint old soul he is. So zen in nature. Ah, we need 100,000 more P-mans to heal the world and make it a better place."

Yes. I'm soft. I know. What to do. Let bygones be bygones. If only he'd accidentally spray Baygon in his rice and keel over instead of making me spout such lies about his good nature.